ost intelligent could perceive, he'd probably get away with it. I would be the one yelling "He's not wearing a THING," and looking like a crazy woman. Fair? I think not. The only consolation is that if we ever had a popularity contest on the job, I would definitely win. Almost everyone believes my ideas are brilliant and should be implemented. That it would make things run smoother and better. And my sparkling personality is SO much nicer than the emperor's. (Yeah, yeah, don't laugh too hard... seriously, though. People like me there.) However, the majority of my ideas are passed over solely on the basis that they came from me and as a result we are embroiled in messes up to our ears. Things that could have been avoided. Things that could have been fixed. Things that we're dealing with only because the Emperor is the biggest ass I've ever seen and cannot stand to admit that he doesn't know anything about what he is doing.
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Sunday, August 31, 2008
The Emporer is an Ass
I happen to work with the most idiotic, infuriating, ignorant man on the planet. I call him the Emperor. Why? Because he's just the arrogant asshole who would fit into the story "The Emperor has No Clothes". And I suspect if he ever DID show up naked, claiming to be wearing garb that only the m
ost intelligent could perceive, he'd probably get away with it. I would be the one yelling "He's not wearing a THING," and looking like a crazy woman. Fair? I think not. The only consolation is that if we ever had a popularity contest on the job, I would definitely win. Almost everyone believes my ideas are brilliant and should be implemented. That it would make things run smoother and better. And my sparkling personality is SO much nicer than the emperor's. (Yeah, yeah, don't laugh too hard... seriously, though. People like me there.) However, the majority of my ideas are passed over solely on the basis that they came from me and as a result we are embroiled in messes up to our ears. Things that could have been avoided. Things that could have been fixed. Things that we're dealing with only because the Emperor is the biggest ass I've ever seen and cannot stand to admit that he doesn't know anything about what he is doing.
ost intelligent could perceive, he'd probably get away with it. I would be the one yelling "He's not wearing a THING," and looking like a crazy woman. Fair? I think not. The only consolation is that if we ever had a popularity contest on the job, I would definitely win. Almost everyone believes my ideas are brilliant and should be implemented. That it would make things run smoother and better. And my sparkling personality is SO much nicer than the emperor's. (Yeah, yeah, don't laugh too hard... seriously, though. People like me there.) However, the majority of my ideas are passed over solely on the basis that they came from me and as a result we are embroiled in messes up to our ears. Things that could have been avoided. Things that could have been fixed. Things that we're dealing with only because the Emperor is the biggest ass I've ever seen and cannot stand to admit that he doesn't know anything about what he is doing.
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